//Thursday, January 26, 2006

// If We Were In Charge

In light of the federal election and the new minority government with the Conservatives in power, Navin (friend from school) and I came up with a new Government on are way to the gym.

First of all, what is the Prime Minister? Honestly, if we want are country to stand out and be bold, we need a better name then Prime Minister! We came up with the name Soldier of Fortune! I mean, what an intimidating name! You don't want to mess with a country if the person in charge is named The Soldier of Fortune!

The political party to run for the Soldier of Fortune would most likely stay the same as the Liberals, the Conservatives, but the name of our party? N.O.D.: Nation of Domination! So we have an intimidating name for our leader and the political party he's in is also intimidating! Come on, doesn't get much better then that!

When it comes to election time, there will be no campaign, there will be no voting... Instead, a full-out fight between the leaders of each political party in an intense 7-round match up! All of Canada is invited to take place to at this event in Ottawa where it will take place at a stadium which can hold hundreds of thousands of people. Tickets will be worth hundreds of dollars, all going towards the Country, for something important! For those who will not be able to attend? Pay-Per-View! It will be a rockin' party at your friends house! The money from the pay-per-view will also go towards the Country!

So there you have it ladies and gentleman...

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