// I Will Only Shave If...

I finally meet Nicole's parents

The person who stoll my $700 confeses

I get a cool razor!

I win $10,000 or more on a scrath-and-win

The Canucks sign Joe Sakic

I get 23 comments on this post

I complete the Royal Hudson project flawlessly

I find the perfect meal for $5 or less

Roberto Luongo Scores a goal

I finish my train set

I buy Season 4 of the OC

I get a job in Hawaii that requires you to sit on a beach and do nothing

Somebody figures out who shot JFK

The Canucks are knocked out of the playoffs... unless they get knocked out in the first round

I feel like it