Today friends i'll teach you a bit about new zealand culture. Todays lesson is 'making fun of australians" (aka aussies). We tend to make fun of aussies because...well they tend to beat us at nearly every sport. Which really doesnt make too much sense but hey...it's my countries national way.
Examples of ways to make fun of aussies:
What do you call an Aussie with half a brain?
Gifted.

What should you do if an Aussie throws a grenade at you.
Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call an Aussie who scores well in an IQ test?
A cheat.

If Santa Claus, a smart Aussie and a dumb blonde were in a room, and you tossed in a hundred dollar note, who would grab it first?
The blonde - the other two don't exist.

No offence to australians, i love you i really do :D
Nah, really they're great people with awesome winning attitudes, and they all have a fun sense of humour.